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Jul 25, 2014 / 347 notes

One does not Google the Googler

hotel-job:

MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Hi. I wonder if you could help me. Do you know what Google is?
CONCIERGE: ….Yes ma’am I do.
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Where is it?
CONCIERGE: You mean their offices?
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: (fumbling with phone) Yeah. I’m supposed to meet my nephew for lunch and I can’t find the address. I’m goin’ through my email tryin’ to find where he said it was. Lemme find it…
CONCIERGE: I can look it up for you if you li-
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Well hold on, let me find you the address…
CONCIERGE: Well I can just… search for it…
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Well let me give you the address first…
CONCIERGE: I can look up the address…
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Hang on, almost got it…
CONCIERGE: It’s at the Chelsea Market on 9th Avenue and 14th Street.
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: (looks up) How’d you find that so fast?
CONCIERGE: …Google.
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Well I know THAT, but how’d you find it?
CONCIERGE: (dies)

Jul 25, 2014 / 813 notes

gay8:

A social intelligence test hosted by Harvard University, which measures your ability to read the emotions of others solely by their eyes.

31 out of 37, watch out world.

The world’s gaze may be on the conflict in Gaza or eastern Ukraine, but a historic epidemic is ravaging West Africa: The world’s deadliest Ebola outbreak has spread to three countries, with the death toll growing.

Since the outbreak began in March, the World Health Organization (WHO) reported that over 630 people have died and around 1,000 cases have been reported. As if that’s not enough, the doctor who has been leading the fight against it in Sierra Leone, Sheik Umar Khan, has also been infected.
Jul 25, 2014 / 187 notes
75%
That’s how many Americans don’t think they can live on the current minimum wage. It’s time to raise it. (via micdotcom)
Jul 25, 2014 / 384 notes
Jul 25, 2014 / 209 notes

kdtesting123:

Magnolia

Eric Clapton feat. John Mayer

Vocals by John Mayer

The Breeze, An Appreciation of J.J. Cale

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Jul 25, 2014 / 4,676 notes

realbookofmorgan:

but how am i supposed to know the world is fucked up if banksy doesn’t spray paint it on a public wall 

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nevver:

Women are from Venus - Men are from New Jersey
Jul 25, 2014 / 599 notes

nevver:

Women are from Venus - Men are from New Jersey

Magic In the Moonlight has not excited critics the same way the Oscar-winning Blue Jasmine did, but it has creeped them out considerably more. The movie might have been seen by some as a harmless, “fugacious bit of whimsy,” but far more people are concerned about the continuation of one of Allen’s oldest themes: relationships with big age imbalances.

The return to this dynamic, with this film’s romance between Colin Firth (53) and Emma Stone (25), seems all the creepier, considering how 2014 has gone for Allen so far. Critics and audiences seem less than thrilled to entertain a story which seems to muddle Allen’s work with his real life issues.
Jul 25, 2014 / 52 notes
Jul 24, 2014 / 54,370 notes

algebraicat:

if u don’t think music is important u need to remember that 13 dwarves convinced bilbo baggins to rob a dragon just by singing about it

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In many cases, they may even be doing more harm than good.

GLAAD release dismal report on LGBT characters in Hollywood movies (via micdotcom)

So, now that more filmmakers are moving to television…. What does this mean?

Jul 24, 2014 / 80 notes